{"title":"Circle Maps","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"dein-leben-in-kreisen-rubbelkarte-scratchmap-poster-mit-1-080-kreisen-91x53-3-cm-circle-maps","title":"Dein LEBEN in KREISEN | Your LIFE in CIRCLES | LIFE-CALENDAR | Scratchmap | POSTER with 1.080 circles | German | 91x53,3 cm | Circle Maps","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Midlife Crisis\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr \/\u003e\u003cbr \/\u003eNow it's here, the seriousness of life. Wild parties among your 137 closest friends have been exchanged for a 9-to-5-job or the Vicious Circle of bottles and full diapers. 3 beers and 3 booze no longer lead to booty calls to your ex-partner or spontaneous declarations of love to the sausage seller, but cause the worst hangover EVER. Spontaneous weekend trips to Holland or festivals (camping, rain, Dixie toilets) cause panic in you. Instead, you spend your evenings on the couch, binge-watching and eating from the only Indian restaurant that delivers within an hour. If the wranglers let you.\u003cbr \/\u003e\u003cbr \/\u003eWhere does that lead? What's the point? Most importantly, what would Chuck Norris do?\u003cbr \/\u003e\u003cbr \/\u003eYou could of course buy yourself a clichéd vintage car (without air conditioning, power steering or electric windows - do you really want that?). Maybe make you an allotment garden and cook your own jam (raspberry horseradish, mmhmmm). OR you get inspiration with our Lifetime-Map and see what others are doing exactly at your age.\u003cbr \/\u003e\u003cbr \/\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eToo old for this shit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr \/\u003e\u003cbr \/\u003eOkay, some things you're definitely too old for. Like Roger Murtaugh. For example, you can't become the youngest member of the Bundestag ever. Or the youngest grandma in the world (younger than you think!). To celebrate your 10.000th day of life it might be too late.\u003cbr \/\u003e\u003cbr \/\u003eBut there is still hope: Albert Einstein was already in his late 30s when he developed the theory of relativity, Sean Connery almost 60 when he became Sexiest Man Alive. You can still win over 70 Olympic gold medals or start running a marathon. Others have done that before you.\u003cbr \/\u003e\u003cbr \/\u003eNow the hard facts:\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eYour life in circles. In 1,080 circles, your 90-year life is depicted on a scratch poster. For each month of your life a circle to scratch free. The more circles are scratched, the more lifetime is already used up.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eBehind every circle you will find a surprise: motivating, funny, interesting and sometimes sad facts that happened to people your age.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eHeroes and stars of your childhood and youth, musicians, actors, writers and inventors await you. Experience interesting facts from everyday life and look forward to rubbing a circle free every month.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eThe alternative scratch card is a great gift idea for birth, birthday, Christmas, for friends, brother, sister, mother, father, daughter and son.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality coated poster paper with sealing. The golden scratch lacquer is best removed with a coin or plastic chip. Card dimensions: approx. 91 x 53.3 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Circle Maps","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31208021885026,"sku":"REV_0001_00_DE","price":19.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0104\/0226\/products\/Dein_Leben_in_Kreisen_Circle_Maps_Scratchmap_Rubbelkarte_Monate_onWhite_2048.jpg?v=1591236719"}],"url":"https:\/\/chirlesindmirie.com\/en-fr\/collections\/circle-maps.oembed","provider":"Charles \u0026 Marie's Design- \u0026 Geschenke-Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}